HA HA HA! YOU THOUGHT YOUR SUPERIOR SIZE AND AGILITY WOULD WIN THE DAY, MARTIN, BUT DID YOU THINK TO ACCOUNT FOR MY VAST MENTAL CAPACITY AND RENOWNED CLEVERNESS? WHO STANDS VICTORIOUS NOW? NOT YOU, YOU MASSIVE BUTTHOLE! ME!
DID YOU POISON ME?
YES! INGENIOUS, ISN’T IT? SLOW-ACTING BUT DECIDEDLY FATAL. IT WILL APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU EXERTED YOURSELF BEYOND YOUR LIMITS, A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN EXCITEMENT, AND I WILL GET THE TREATS! HA HA HA!
ALL THE CRUNCHY TREATS FOR ME!
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HA HA HA! YOU THOUGHT YOUR SUPERIOR SIZE AND AGILITY WOULD WIN THE DAY, MARTIN, BUT DID YOU THINK TO ACCOUNT FOR MY VAST...