HA HA HA! YOU THOUGHT YOUR SUPERIOR SIZE AND AGILITY WOULD WIN THE DAY, MARTIN, BUT DID YOU THINK TO ACCOUNT FOR MY VAST MENTAL CAPACITY AND RENOWNED CLEVERNESS? WHO STANDS VICTORIOUS NOW? NOT YOU, YOU MASSIVE BUTTHOLE! ME!
DID YOU POISON ME?
YES! INGENIOUS, ISN’T IT? SLOW-ACTING BUT DECIDEDLY FATAL. IT WILL APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU EXERTED YOURSELF BEYOND YOUR LIMITS, A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN EXCITEMENT, AND I WILL GET THE TREATS! HA HA HA!
ALL THE CRUNCHY TREATS FOR ME!
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That’s real.
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Looking smart although that bow tie seems a little too “perfect.” Probably a clip on and not one he’s tied. Shame. Good proportions of lapel, collar and bow tie ends though.
I need a tux — now.
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Shorty’s laugh was cold blooded as he spoke so foul Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style - maybe three but a murderer why else would he point that swag?
Coolest kid out…word to Chuck Inglish.
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Nucky Thompson shit.
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The vision.
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