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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HA HA HA! YOU THOUGHT YOUR SUPERIOR SIZE AND AGILITY WOULD WIN THE DAY, MARTIN, BUT DID YOU THINK TO ACCOUNT FOR MY VAST MENTAL CAPACITY AND RENOWNED CLEVERNESS? WHO STANDS VICTORIOUS NOW? NOT YOU, YOU MASSIVE BUTTHOLE! ME!
DID YOU POISON ME?
YES! INGENIOUS, ISN’T IT? SLOW-ACTING BUT DECIDEDLY FATAL. IT WILL APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU EXERTED YOURSELF BEYOND YOUR LIMITS, A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN EXCITEMENT, AND I WILL GET THE TREATS! HA HA HA!
ALL THE CRUNCHY TREATS FOR ME!


Hilarious caption

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HA HA HA! YOU THOUGHT YOUR SUPERIOR SIZE AND AGILITY WOULD WIN THE DAY, MARTIN, BUT DID YOU THINK TO ACCOUNT FOR MY VAST MENTAL CAPACITY AND RENOWNED CLEVERNESS? WHO STANDS VICTORIOUS NOW? NOT YOU, YOU MASSIVE BUTTHOLE! ME!

DID YOU POISON ME?

YES! INGENIOUS, ISN’T IT? SLOW-ACTING BUT DECIDEDLY FATAL. IT WILL APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU EXERTED YOURSELF BEYOND YOUR LIMITS, A VICTIM OF YOUR OWN EXCITEMENT, AND I WILL GET THE TREATS! HA HA HA!

ALL THE CRUNCHY TREATS FOR ME!

Hilarious caption

(via steezasaurusrex)

dieproper:

Looking smart although that bow tie seems a little too “perfect.”  Probably a clip on and not one he’s tied.  Shame.  Good proportions of lapel, collar and bow tie ends though.


I need a tux — now.

dieproper:

Looking smart although that bow tie seems a little too “perfect.”  Probably a clip on and not one he’s tied.  Shame.  Good proportions of lapel, collar and bow tie ends though.

I need a tux — now.

(Source: fabforgottennobility)

urbanesquire:

Shorty’s laugh was cold blooded as he spoke so foul Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style - maybe three but a murderer why else would he point that swag?


Coolest kid out…word to Chuck Inglish.

urbanesquire:

Shorty’s laugh was cold blooded as he spoke so foul Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style - maybe three but a murderer why else would he point that swag?

Coolest kid out…word to Chuck Inglish.

(Source: gentleman-forever, via steezasaurusrex)

Nucky Thompson shit.

Nucky Thompson shit.

(via theunmistakablething)

The vision.

The vision.

(Source: knowthedetails)

dieproper:

Burning Ben.

Dope

dieproper:

Burning Ben.

Dope

(Source: jaymug)

azizisbored:

Aziz Ansari and Matthew Shawver present… 
Emojis in Paris (N*ggas in Paris Remix)
Click here for hi res.

Mad I didn’t think of this.

azizisbored:

Aziz Ansari and Matthew Shawver present… 

Emojis in Paris (N*ggas in Paris Remix)

Click here for hi res.

Mad I didn’t think of this.

Footwear Flashback: Nike “Freestyle” Commercial

How old were you when this commercial hit?